Sometimes you feel like some blood. Sometimes you don't.

Tonner Dolls has just informed the world they’ll be offering “Hungry Edward” dolls at this year’s Comic Con (July 23-26 in San Diego) for a mere $129.99. Twerds across the world rejoice. Check out “Hungry Edward” in comparison to the company’s first incarnation of Cullen. We’ll assume he’s full. Must be the peacoat.
—ak