Paranormal Pop Column: The Super Bowl and the super nerd



Super Bowl XLV was a display of academic excellence; an adrenaline-fueled machismo machine  of behemoths crashing into one another, helmets crunching together, trash talk and manly tears of success - and failure - co-mingled with sweat and blood. The showdown between the Pittsburgh Steelers and victors the Green Bay Packers wasn't just a game of football, it was a symbol for football should be. It was a clash of titans (but not the Tennessee kind) on a field of battle populated by warriors.

Frankly, it was the kind of game that makes a man want to drop that hoagie or sub or grinder, or all three, just long enough to take a long draw on a bottle of beer, belch and grunt. And yet, behind the scenes of the most watched telecast in TV history, which net 111 million viewers, was a force underestimated and traditionally unwelcome at the big game: NERDS!

While those 111 million viewers gathered in front of televisions just to watch a hard-fought match, they were being subtly indoctrinated by geek culture to the tune of about $3 million for every 30-second commercial.

It is time to separate the athletes from the mathletes. Comic book heroes? Aliens? Jedi? Robots in Disguise? Seriously, are you ready for some football or are you ready for some World of Warcraft?

Ok, I kid. I joke about the nefarious nerds mainly because I am one.

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I was like a giddy little kid in Underoos watching the previews for comic book movies Thor, Cowboys and Aliens and especially Captain America (the brief shot of Hugo Weaving as Red Skull makes repeat viewings online worthwhile). The Super 8, Battle: Lost Angeles, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Transformers 3 spots (was that Lasorbeak? And did Optimus have an energon sword?) similarly triggered a nerdy response. But it was the Volkswagen/Star Wars spot featuring a pint-sized Sith lord trying to rock his Force powers - and god bless the loving father that let him think he did - that simultaneously warmed cockles and inspired chills.

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And between each spot, it was back to the game.

Although it's not necessarily a new development, I am always thrilled to witness the ultimate entertainment convergence that takes place at the Super Bowl. As a football fan, and a fanboy, it's dessert followed by candy to watch the game then see advertisements and first-look movie trailers for geeky movies.

Instead of the stereotype of the jock stuffing the nerd in a locker, the multi-million dollar spots have brought the brains, athletes, basket cases, princesses and, yes, even the criminals together for a breakfast club of awesome.

To put it another, geekier way, thanks to a bountiful viewership, Borg-like PR execs and marketing whizzes have assimilated us all into a giant pop-culture collective.

After all, what's the end result when time away from the game is spent nerding out over battling robots, a Norse god using a hammer against a giant metal Destroyer, pirates swashing and buckling, and an all-American, apple-pie uber-athlete taking down Nazis?

The game amongst warrior-athletes ends up feeling all the more epic and more adrenaline-fueled because the event is a Super Bowl with cameo appearances by super heroes and supernatural creatures.

Book report: Best Paranormal Crime Stories Ever Told

If you are a fan of crime shows, Unsolved Mysteries and all things paranormal, you will love The Best Paranormal Crime Stories Ever Told.

The book, edited by Martin H. Greenberg, is a collaboration of several short stories by legendary authors including Anne Perry, Kelley Armstrong, Patricia Briggs, Simon R. Green and Carole Nelson Douglas. Each story keeps you on the edge of your seat and guessing until the very end.

The first story, one of my personal favorites, is "Appetite for Murder" by Simon R. Green. It tells the story of a detective named Sam Warren who lives in London. He is trying to solve a series of murders at the Nightside, a Vegas-esque town for the paranormal world. As he digs deeper into the mystery, he lays out clues that lead to a shocking conclusion. With twists, turns and a clever layout of clues, this story is a winner. You will not see the ending coming. It is perfect if you are a fan of Monk and Mary Higgins Clark mysteries.

Werewolves and vampires are the name of the game in "Star of David" by Patricia Briggs. This time, an estranged father helps his daughter clear her patient's name before his life is ruined forever. Who really attacked his foster family and is he truly a werewolf? Readers will truly feel as if they are a part of this case - and will actually want to help solve it. This is the perfect story for those who like whodunit stories about people trying to prove their innocence. Twilight fans may get a kick out of this vampires vs. werewolves storyline.

"If Vanity Doesn't Kill Me," by Michael A. Stackpole is all about talent, a word that takes on an interesting meaning as the character Malloy tries to figure out who killed the man married to his mom. This is only one of many victims of embarrassing deaths, including one in chocolate syrup (the victim sounds like Maris from Frasier). Malloy has to not only prove he had nothing to do with his stepfather's death but also try and solve the murders - none of which seem to have a motive behind them. The gripping tale is perfect for fans of Castle or Psych.

"Grave Robbed," by PN Elrod is about a woman who turns to a man named Mr. Fleming to help her sister come to terms with her husband's death, and to stop trusting a medium who claims he can get her in contact with him via seance. The tale brings out feelings of all characters involved, allowing the reader to empathize every step of the way. The author does a fabulous job of describing things in such detail you almost feel as if you are part of the story. If Lifetime were to make a paranormal movie, this would be it.

Beyond these tales, the rest of the book contains stories of a similar nature. Each author is able to approach the paranormal world in their own way while remaining fresh.

The bottom line: There is no wrong way to tell a crime story - especially when it involves the paranormal world.


-Sammi Turano

'Ghost Hunters International' Scottish Sneak Peek

Clan GHI ventures into Scotland next Wednesday to grab a pint of spirits in an old theatre. However, when the team decides to split up and communicate via radio, things get interesting. According to Syfy, "They quickly feel like they’re being surrounded by shadows, noises, vibrations in the floor and cold chills. They originally thought they were seeking out the ghost of a little girl, but they may be messing with something much larger."

Is it just me or are the GHI episodes much cooler and spookier this season than in the past? I frankly can't get enough of Barry shouting and, in turn, startling Kris.

What do you think?  Leave some commenting love.  Ghost Hunters International airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on Syfy.

'Being Human' recap and sneak peek

Miss out on Monday's new Being Human? Then you better watch the recap clip below before checking out the all-new sneak peek.

In this episode, Josh fearfully returns home to a neighborhood watch meeting (after pummeling the graffiti artist, remember?) and Sally meets a ghost of the past that helps her make it outside the townhouse and then to find out she can attempt to touch her former fiancé Danny. Meanwhile vampire Aidan is tracked down by his past and must make some hasty decisions about his vampire roots.



All caught up? Good. So now check out a peek at the next episode, airing Monday night at 9 p.m. In this one, "Aidan tries to help Rebecca fight her urge to seek out human blood by bringing her some to quench her thirst. It appears to be simply not as good as the real thing, and certainly not the thrill of the hunt. Aidan starts to become weak towards his own fight against the pursuit and he and Rebecca quickly find they have the same desire for the taste of another, or in this case, each other."