Anthony Bourdain just became a little cooler with this two-and-a-half minute video depicting just how evil Santa's devilish side-kick, Krampus, really is. Uploaded back in 2011, Bourdain's story "A Krampus Carol" has Santa directing his dark companion to the home of two naughty children with the command, "Go get 'em, Krampus!" Nope, that's not Santa, kids. They certainly get quite the lesson, but it's just a legend, right?
Please to enjoy this animated Zero Point Zero Production, Inc. video and remember to behave or Krampus might pay you a visit!