'The Fourth Kind' review



Hanging in Fox Mulder’s cluttered X-Files office is a poster showing a flying saucer with the caption “I Want To Believe.” Well, I do want to believe.  Not just in the existence in life on other planets, but that Hollywood could create a quiet, intriguing and eerie alien flick for adults.

But try as he does to convince me otherwise, I never believed in director Olatunde Osunsanmi’s “is it real?” extraterrestrial invader film The Fourth Kind.

The premise of The Fourth Kind is that Nome, Alaska, a small town accessible only by air, has a long history of disappearances. Several residents of the town all seem to be having the same dreams of a white owl watching them, followed eventually by disturbing recollections of being taken by little gray men for experiments.  Milla Jovovich is Abigail Tyler, a psychiatrist studying the town’s sleep disorders through hypnosis when she stumbles on the abduction epidemic.

The Fourth Kind has a clever-on-paper concept where the “true” story of alien abductions is told through dramatizations intercut with “authentic” archival footage, audio and interviews from “real” people (yes, there’s a need for  a lot of quotation marks when discussing the “reality” of this movie). 

Kristen Stewart: I'm a vampire & fame sucks

File this under the "Oh, puhleeaze" category:

In a recent interview with the British magazine Fabulous, New Moon actress Kristen Stewart tells all us little people that "nothing about being a celebrity is desirable" and that she wishes she wasn't famous.

Apparently the Twilight Saga's on-screen Bella - who was presumably forced into continuing to appear in movies and not, you know, holding down a real job - thinks she is much like the vampire Edward Cullen.

"Edward is actually a really good parallel for fame," says the 19-year-old actress. "As a vampire, he has a sad, desolate life - fame is the same."

Whew, that's a relief.  I'm sooo glad I turned down that seven-figure supporting role in Marty's next flick cause I do NOT need those kinds of headaches. Besides, if Stewart is any indication, fame also makes you look like you're constantly smelling poop, and that doesn't sound like much fun either.

Doggone 'New Moon' werewolves

Not being particularly invested in the Twilight Saga, it's taken me a few days to catch this film blog from the Guardian's Ben Child about New Moon's underwhelming werewolves.  Child rightly points out that "werewolves on celluloid have something of a history, and it's a proud one" (see The Wolfman, An American Werewolf in London).

But instead of taking the opportunity to live up to the tradition, and show off the vampire vs. werewolf plotline isn't just a bunch of pretty faces engaged

'Ghost Mansion Party' review

As a rule, I'm pretty suspicious of any pop culture entry with the word "party" in the title.  Typically, if something has to sell itself as a party, it's probably not.

Still, the good folks over at IGN report the WiiWare download Ghost Mansion Party is a pretty fun Halloween-themed shindig that continues to please after the 31st. Inspired by Nintendo's Mario Party game board design, Ghost Mansion is unique in that all four characters travel together in a part-cooperative, part-competitive gameplay experience. The game packs a lot into each set piece, with a lot to actively take part in instead of just looking at.  Also, the chance to either work as a team - until it's every man for himself, or until you just decide to eff other's up - makes it a fun ride.

Visit IGN for the full review.

Winner of the Great Chicago Ghost Story


For true fans of paranormal pop culture, ghosts don't stop haunting us after Oct. 31. It's sort of special, then, that the Chicago Tribune waited until Nov. 1 to announce the winners of their "Great Chicago Ghost Story" contest.

The winner of the contest, Greg Stolze, wrote about the St. Valentine's Day Massacre (the famous gangland hit orchestrated by Al Capone) in a story titled "2122 North Clark," which gets its name from the address of the killings. But the inspiration of Stolze's ghost story came from 2005's Weird Illinois book.

Stolze, who says he knocked out the story in about an hour, describes himself as a skeptic of ghosts.  But, he tells the Trib, "if you ask me at midnight and I'm standing at 2122 North Clark, I might have a different answer."

All four finalist stories of the contest can be read online at the Chicago Tribune Halloween section.