With all the news surrounding Mel Gibson as of late, you just might come to the conclusion that he's a slightly unstable bigoted celebrity with serious anger management issues. Well good news, everyone! It turns out the passion of Mel is directly linked to him being an inhuman entity trapped on Earth.
The folks over at BestWeekEver.tv are making a scholarly, well thought-out argument that Mel is an earthbound demon who can only escape this realm by making movies ... aaaand perhaps by receiving as much fellatio as possible. I know, pretty sound reasoning, eh?
Read it for yourself, but I'm on board with the theory. After all, a dude with this kind of facial is clearly either a spawn of Satan or just really good at making fried chicken.