First up is Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. The organization run by atheist animal activists promise pet owners "the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World." Since Fido and Tabby aren't holy enough for heaven, the Web-based company operates in 26 states and offers animal rescue and caretaking for the pets of true believers for the low, low price of $135 for the first household pet, and $20 for each additional one. And if May 21 ends up being a false alarm for the Apocalypse, you're in luck: The Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, fee guarantees protection in case the Rapture hits in the next 10 years. (Note: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets cannot protect reptiles or presumably snakes who would tempt humans with apples.)
Next up is MiMedia, which assures you CAN take your media files with you when you head upstairs. As the company's press release states, "