An eBay vendor of antique photos is currently selling (for $1 million ... plus a backbreaking $2.75 for expedited shipping, natch) a Civil War-era photo of a man that
Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.C'mon, knowing Nicolas Cage, that just sounds ... actually pretty plausible - especially after you recall how readily he ate (3) live cockroaches for Vampire's Kiss.
Extra good news: If you ARE Nicolas Cage and want to buy the photo, you get a 25% discount (and an extra 25 for not draining the seller). Being a senior, senior, senior citizen does have its perks. Oh, and do stick around for the vendor's Q&A at the bottom of the listing.