Monday, September 26, 2011

Party like an undead porn star with Halloween Fleshlights

So you've heard of Fleshlights, right? No? OK, then this is going to get interesting.

See, there are these toys. No, not action figures, but more like sex toys for grown-up fun - specifically adult male fun. They look like large flashlights, but instead of containing a lightbulb which brightens your way in the darkness, these have various human orifices made of a synthetic skin and sleeve that just brightens the day of guys. The Fleshlight company (link totally NSFW) also has some toys for grown-up gals and gay males as well. Part of the appeal of the product - which has made more than $200 million-selling sales - is the safer alternative to real sex, and the multiple styles and textures fashioned after various porn stars. The product has even become mainstream enough to get a favorable nod in women's magazine Redbook last April.

Well, not content to stick with sex toys modeled after humans, and as a unique way to get into the October spirit, Fleshlight has recently announced a new style of toys to "Bring out the Freaks for Halloween." The Freaks line - to be filed under paranormal pop porn, perhaps - features four varieties of themed products:


Zombie
Have a "necromantic night" because"creatures of the walking dead are in dire hunger

Alien
"Take a journey into an interstellar vortex of pleasure"

Frankenstein
From the minds of the "maddest sex toy scientists comes a collection of the abhorred monster"

Drac
"Beware of the alluring aesthetics" of the Drac and "take a flight on the dark side"

Cyborg
"The most breathtaking of bionic experiences"

Sure, even if zombified sex toys aren't your thing, you've got to give credit to Fleshlight for being creative. Not only have we met a few folks at some comic book and horror conventions who fit perfectly in the target demo for these products, we're thinking these could be the Halloween decorations to scare those pesky Trick-or-Treaters.

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