The new 'Entertainment Weekly' cover (aka the issue I can't leave out at home)

Although not an awkward family photo, this new EW cover featuring the kids from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince makes me feel very uncomfortable nonetheless.

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but the thicket of hair popping out of Daniel Radcliffe's Wolverine wife beater and the physical contact between Emma Watson and Rupert Grint seems like the kind of content that lands people on neighborhood watchlists. I know they're all adults now, but they still look so young and the level of sexual suggestion here gives me the creeps.

I'm going to have to keep this cover at least 50 yards away from last week's Michael Jackson tribute issue.