Heidi Montag hires psychic manager

Heidi Montag (above) and Spencer Pratt - two married celebutards who lack any discernible reason for living, other than perhaps to be the biggest stars amongst cockroaches, post-nuclear winter - have announced that she'll be dumping him as business manager in lieu of a psychic.

According to MSNBC.com (via People.com), "Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago — when Montag was 19 years old — is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase."

The vacuous - um, I don't know, actress? - says, "After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager ... having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."


Frankly, a marble currently has more of an edge than this pair, so anything must be a step up.

(Photo courtesy mistahzee.com)