Want a Fun Paranormal Book to Read For Halloween? Check Out 'The Haunted Vagina'

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Sometimes a gal wakes up to a "Good morning, beautiful!" text (I don't) or a message from their kid's school reminding you of a meeting with the principal (most likely for me). This morning (mourning?), I woke up to a message from my editor regarding a book about a haunted vagina. Yes, boys and girls...this exists and it's perfect for a Halloween read.

The book of which I'm speaking is not a new release, however. The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III emerged from the depths in 2006. Mellick is an extremely prolific author who, according to the research I'm grateful for over at Jezbel, wrote some of the following titles: Razor Wire Pubic Hair; Baby Jesus Buttplug; I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy; Cuddly Holocaust; and, of course, Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands. Okay but let's get back to the haunting.

Relationships are difficult for anyone but for Stacy and her haunted lady parts, it goes to a whole new level. Try falling in love with her! That's where Steve comes in (sorry, pun intended) and he gets more than he bargained for. Just check out the tag line for the book: "It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead..."