See, there are these toys. No, not action figures, but more like sex toys for grown-up fun - specifically adult male fun. They look like large flashlights, but instead of containing a lightbulb which brightens your way in the darkness, these have various human orifices made of a synthetic skin and sleeve that just brightens the day of guys. The Fleshlight company (link totally NSFW) also has some toys for grown-up gals and gay males as well. Part of the appeal of the product - which has made more than $200 million-selling sales - is the safer alternative to real sex, and the multiple styles and textures fashioned after various porn stars. The product has even become mainstream enough to get a favorable nod in women's magazine Redbook last April.
Well, not content to stick with sex toys modeled after humans, and as a unique way to get into the October spirit, Fleshlight has recently announced a new style of toys to "Bring out the Freaks for Halloween." The Freaks line - to be filed under paranormal pop porn, perhaps - features four varieties of themed products: