The Old and New 'Ghostbusters' Meet in This 'Mashed' Animated Short

The peeps over at Mashed recently smooshed together the original four Ghostbusters with the "sexy, new, young, beautiful" Ghostbusters in this three-minute animated short. "Channing Tatum" leads the new crew and pranks the original team by calling them in to investigate a spooky, old orphanage.

Douchtastic Tatum uses terms such as "bro," "kegger" and "butthole" and he's just awful. The pranks include scaring the old guys with a Xenomorph from "Alien," sewing the three living Ghostbusters together ala "The Human Centipede" and scaring ghost-Egon with the Billy puppet from "Saw." Who wants to join me in kicking this new team's ass?

It's all in good fun, right? Check it out and let us know what you think. I kind of like how they're making fun of the future reboots but damn it, leave the fab four alone!

-Larissa Mrykalo

This Thanksgiving, Watch FEARnet's Broadcast Premiere of 'The Human Centipede'

Leave it to our friends at FEARnet to make up for the lack of Thanksgiving horror films. They managed to cook up a scientific abomination that would delight the likes of Dr. Josef Heiter! They've created a delicious turducken to celebrate their broadcast premiere of "The Human Centipede" on Thanksgiving night.

Here's a little taste of the film, thanks to IMDB:

A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums.

What a perfect way to end your Thanksgiving holiday! Oh come on, we're just being tongue-in-cheek.

The movie will air on FEARnet this Thursday, November 28 at 10 p.m. ET/ 7 p.m. PT.

-Larissa Mrykalo