Watch the Definitive Survival Guide For Zombie Children: 'A Brain is For Eating'

And remember my darlings...
To take care of your head...
It's the thing most important...
It keeps you undead.

Three years ago, I encountered what was described as an "educational book for zombie children" and wrote up a little something about "A Brain is For Eating." Yes this self-published book from Dan and Amelia Jacobs exists! It's available on Amazon for purchase but now, just in time for Halloween, they've released the full illustrated version on YouTube and it's delightful.

Read along with your little ghouls and goblins and, well...brain eaters. Click here for more details. Happy Halloween!

-Larissa Mrykalo

Want a Fun Paranormal Book to Read For Halloween? Check Out 'The Haunted Vagina'

Courtesy Amazon

Sometimes a gal wakes up to a "Good morning, beautiful!" text (I don't) or a message from their kid's school reminding you of a meeting with the principal (most likely for me). This morning (mourning?), I woke up to a message from my editor regarding a book about a haunted vagina. Yes, boys and girls...this exists and it's perfect for a Halloween read.

The book of which I'm speaking is not a new release, however. The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III emerged from the depths in 2006. Mellick is an extremely prolific author who, according to the research I'm grateful for over at Jezbel, wrote some of the following titles: Razor Wire Pubic Hair; Baby Jesus Buttplug; I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy; Cuddly Holocaust; and, of course, Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands. Okay but let's get back to the haunting.

Relationships are difficult for anyone but for Stacy and her haunted lady parts, it goes to a whole new level. Try falling in love with her! That's where Steve comes in (sorry, pun intended) and he gets more than he bargained for. Just check out the tag line for the book: "It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead..."

Chris Pratt Was MARVEL-ous in this Skit From the SNL Season Premiere

Pratt as Leia (screen shot)

In case you missed it, Star-Lord hosted the season premiere of "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. Despite some awkward skits (for example, dead animals? no), one that depicted Marvel as a no-fail juggernaut was pretty hilarious.

I would totally see "Fancy Ghosts" and hell yes I would see "Pam" and its sequel. I'm no too excited about "Bus People" though..."Ant-Man" either for that matter. Regardless, Chris Pratt dressed as Princess Leia was worth the watch.

Check it out below and let us know what you thought of Pratt's gig and the 40th anniversary episode, in general.



-Larissa Mrykalo

Printable Leprechaun Mask and 'Greedings' Might Get You Some Gold

Last month we shared with you some Valentines from the "Ed Wood of Cartoon Humor," James A. Roberson. Now on his site, Jarhumor.com, he features artwork that's equally cool for St. Patrick's Day. Leprechauns are adorable, gold-hoarding little guys, right? Not the way James has depicted him in this printable mask! According to him, this mask represents, "Not the cute apple-cheeked kind that sells cereal, more like 90’s horror, 'I kill ye for me gold' kind."

He also includes some "greedings" for you to share and he'd like your help coming up with some more. So do the man a solid and tweet your ideas to him with the hashtag #GoldGreedings @jarhumor. If you print out the mask, be sure to share your pic with us! Also, do yourself a favor and explore the site for more cartoon humor.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

-Larissa Mrykalo

New Video Warns: Stay In School ... Or Else!

It's a gorgeous day, a Ferris Bueller kind of day, where going to school and spending a day of drudgery seems almost sinful. So you grab some friends, a couple of brews, hop in the ol' trusty van, head to the beach, sneak through a hole in the fence and spend a day drinking, frollicking and getting up to some hanky panky.

Then sh!t gets real.

In a video we first caught at The Huffington Post, this Australian PSA from the Learn For Life Foundation (which sounds simultaneously real and too good to be true) and from YouTube comedians HenryandAaron warns what happens when you slack off ... and trespass on a beach.

Watch and revel...



-Aaron Sagers

'Hell No: The Sensible Horror Movie'

"The most realistic horror movie ever."
"Smart characters...good decisions."
"Kinda anti-climactic?"
"Logic"
"Reason"
"Critical Thinking"

Nope, those are quotes we normall hear about a horror movie, but it's what "critics" are saying about "Hell No: The Sensible Horror Movie." Joe Nicolosi from Austin directed the spoof trailer and caught the attention of Ain't It Cool, and it's a fun -- totally reasonable -- look at how most people would/should act in a horror movie. Want to split up, unlock the puzzle portal to another dimension and play with a Ouija board in an abandoned insane asylum? Hell no. Want to vacation in Cabo instead of at the creepy old cabin in the woods? Hell yes.

Check out this clever short, but spoiler alert: everyone lives!