Gary Campbell, president of the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club, acknowledges there was only one solid sighting in 2009, but he's not ready to sign Nessie's death certificate (largely because her death would also kill the town's tourist trade).
But even if it is true that Nessie has gone to the big loch in the sky, don't start playing "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes for all crypto water serpents just yet. In fact, there may be another Scottish serpent in Loch Ness' neighboring village of Loch Morar.