Salacious headline aside, the folks over at Sesame Street (in an attempt to still seem hip and make amends for axing the Katy Perry bit?) goof a little on True Blood with a bit about rhyming called "True Mud."
In the embedded clip below, a felt Sookie meets a felt Bill in Merlotte's (not made of felt) where he orders not blood, not spud, not even bud - but mud. After all, Bill is a mud-sucking Grouch! In the background, there are a couple muppet cameos of other TB characters, but Billy and Sook get the most time here.
Of course, this is a blatant gift to the parents of Sesame Street kiddies - unless the next important tip on Children's Television Workshop is how to hack parental controls to find the best softcore TV-MA programming (fingers crossed!)
One final question, where was Count Von Count for this bit? There were zero - ZERO! - Counts in this sketch, ha-ha-ha...