George Takei takes on 'Twilight'

In a classic move that would make Gene Roddenberry proud, George Takei has stepped up to calm the feud brewing between William Shatner and Carrie Fisher over Star Wars vs. Star Trek. But in order to broker this "star peace," Mr. Sulu offers a suggestion that would make Emperor Palpatine proud: Join forces to declare war on Twilight.

Takei's urges fellow "star folk" to band together and face the vampire enemies that "sparkle, and moan and go to high school." Oh my, indeed.