'Game of Thrones' gets porn parody

While Game of Thrones fans everywhere know that the show is dripping with sex, it's missing one thing: full penetration, and that's what Lee Roy Myers promises to bring to Game of Bones- The XXX Parody.

Written and directed by award-winning Myers (Porks & Recreation, SpongeKnob SquareNuts), WoodRocket.com is giving viewers a top notch porn parody, befitting a Lannister.

Promising "winter is cumming," all your favorite characters (and your least favorites ... ahem, Joffrey) will be receiving the royal porn treatment. This won't be your run of the mill, low-budget skin flick either. No Ser! Even though it may seem pointless, the team at WoodRocket has spent months perfecting all the finer details, including costumes, sets and props.

The buck doesn't stop with the film itself either, as WoodRocket will be airing the audition and casting footage for Game of Bones on MTV's Jobs That Don't Suck.

They will also be presenting themed specials of their streaming web-series, Topless Girls Reading Books, until the movie is released.

(It's exactly what it sounds like; topless girls reading from A Game of Thrones. Available now!)

Before you start plotting your revenge, Myers himself is a huge fan of the show, and has stated, "I am a Game of Thrones fanatic, so getting to make Game of Bones- The XXX Parody is an amazing opportunity for me. I will ensure that we capture the look & feel of the show, and then parody the hell out of it."

Whether you've the sexual prowess of Tyrion Lannister or that of the Dothraki, there's something in it for everyone. To get fans even more excited, WoodRocket will be the first company to release a big budget porn to their viewers absolutely free when it's released in August.

-Nowal Massari