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To choose the scan or the hand – that is the question facing the flying public. Media coverage and the
“National Opt-Out Day” protest has placed focus on the new
Transportation Security Administration policies that require select passengers either submit to a full-body Advanced Imaging Technology nudie pic scan or be willing to undergo a thorough “pat down.”
As I pack my bags for a month of frequent fun travel – before I resume my regular life of frequent work travel – I plan on opting out of the scan and going for the pat down. Partially, I’m choosing this alternative because I crave human attention and I’m crossing my fingers I’ll get lucky with an oh-so-sexy epauletted agent, but I also try to avoid any additional radiation in my life – unless it’s delivered by super hero-power-granting gamma space rays or via the bite of an irradiated arachnid.
But whichever side of the scan-or-grope debate you find yourself on, it’s a good bet that if you fly, the most touching story you get over the holidays may come courtesy of the TSA.
And there’s no reason you shouldn’t have a soundtrack to accompany you throughout every step of the process. Because you can listen to your iPod up until you hit the security belt, I’ve compiled a “search-and-scan” playlist to walk you through the new policies and help you suffer The Slings and Arrows (TSA) of security.
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Between increased holiday traffic, “Opt-Out” protesters and confused commuters, plan on spending a lot of time “Hangin’ Around” (
Counting Crows![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vV_Axsc1bScX7x5Cw7Vv5bMN4hMRHjT8M-skPvV7IoxeYKtkRmw_78y_nV1_1s12bvsdr_PfEKA_uR5CpREzie3KlkzsGlDkyUDOLVFfCP2cub0bDbjWAU9SLHjalY8Am9kWZSMN4YIp5WEzA0Larnm6RxstHLQ6yekM7BrUwFIuJt3Y4YORk=s0-d)
) at the airport because “You Ain’t Going Nowhere” (
Bob Dylan).
Texting and photography during security lines is permitted, so pass the time sending sarcastic “Come Fly With Me” (
Frank Sinatra![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tV7FI-JZnNf6IS5p8ixKh_schaIBhRYq_egaDgiIlecc6kZ_3eOu57q2MOgk7AybF4pHNpE7K6ZOX6JpiT6r156OOmQuM_DZc8jqtKZVX7BTVVp7YoA5YzXteNYNv4o7HmRzyEHLAVMZ5YHqpbugDVrRh4JajlAQXJT4ibNhrYhIW3jY2c6Ls=s0-d)
) and “Wish You Were Here” (
Pink Floyd![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tk-apf2JdwJg5WM96ZFov4nbg7_T-EH7XTP8uSWoiwT0cRQOg5-okywSi8mbpDJtmsFAqGldCZaJZ-5c0nC2qFogZb4ZvduWivNqVVURS8VW-yWzq9TymjBMbX0hzoM2dt8FWSxoM_OT3x9n33pHKZrgDgTzdyTBew4dYhh2yp2gDpBgt7dg=s0-d)
) messages to friends and family.
Properly unload all toiletries and place “Baggage” (
Mary J. Blige![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vSqYKAEQULAqoRQjKDgRV2UXbFzmaO2eC89fW7CEu_2YtXiV73k-KYHZEp7cZJT-wSUOdz1uuQVFMQyUabDO16vyTSEjrDCBx61Vh7NCQgFVnxJtSytn2D4-vt3BCUwRFrl7zu2Zt8GVkDBIWOMLErvg8GvI15sBk7ULTXyF59UU8=s0-d)
) on the scanner belt. If you observe a religion which specifies you have headwear, do not assume “You Can Leave Your Hat On” (
Joe Cocker![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uoYPscXRDRDZTZZD6j7M33Ioh-Zqp5-5nTZ1y962s0uP2x8zS_5HrdJIPU3M0Q-5-HxeYLn6Ksd-aVK6MSjhiUsiwQ31s6YBBHBiv235X58ywMAJIIRfqYkOyaqrLOrWZnjNCG4YM8oWBm405_oTN7mwx1nAJa-D99oUXoe3p7JbdBBrKRmg=s0-d)
).
Walk through metal detectors without setting off “Hell’s Bells” (
AC/DC![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sM_-Ly5ioYmtlXKZF1HCsTWAHjaX4l65QMle-I5e5MExxL6Pw_kfkbgyySx8XduSe3rEHte4CKcqvNwQTdRwSrXBIpt2OuaAvtSC3yR22bZodmWnBNUu2g_V9k0aS4JvpKRCFD6bFqCTXLZJtUvKjiqaZ-JmvB__OUBF0lfMYEtjx9h1XK8AQ=s0-d)
), and avoid “Suspicious Minds” (
Elvis Presley![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_shtJxYTk78iLE5mTMzpj_7Z9KKe1nJccxJehZjqZWNa64uHwCO0BLaZa88oqtH1QMfO6GmuCSP0C2pOZKBbN3b00DSMxgVXVrO53gDrsipiGSMHpqk3g8_cNFsBPFsIfvuYmqtJ2NMkTUOWbop64QIV4dpDnDBef3b3Ax0WeX3ORz4eOIeltk=s0-d)
) by maintaining a “Poker Face” (
Lady Gaga![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uJ6Lj2JD_ikTfm8V_V9taxN_easa_PfHd2MvNh2gDiw6xYCp_gZJtaaEIXfZhCi4Q-X0qRX1wiOVm5ZlVUO8g56y6DGa8gPq2YtLiIkzO1-QnG48n50dXM0d-SqO6hkwkXxqQbElsBCtSPd7GS1WkqZTuuc6KU9f_VCu9jB6yvWr3KZSItcpc=s0-d)
) – or friendly “Leave Me Alone” (
New Order![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sIo-BcacADBfH9LLVQHKPsV6msdrR0HNynGuaID_QN-vaUAsXwiVXXxJKBK_L67iz-m4dxjG3KMO11ITYDbcvN4P6yt4j_Rs3Eukg0li19828TfDeJgV3A74Ov2nhp70wI1869AOkwyTZ8gIHRLpKkfIXN3UEjb6RlvE8sKbTYPOhl_7G1gIU=s0-d)
) expression – that doesn’t say, “I’m Your Man” (Leonard Cohen).
If you do set off the alarms, you will likely receive the “I Summon You” (
Spoon![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sWx31xg9Y6B8gRTZsk18nfCS-gnkPGsOZBFs2Xanls1fzm1btw_fuz-fK01NEqcBSYznsI7hW41sK5pQbfHPPnePMen83OOGhmdKYagI409t1WzCE0QKS6EBNaU2C6qxjw9_6ZOxnV81IBjBwznul3kX4VB8s2slybdjZqXwJHKXtDLc_0sNo=s0-d)
) look from a TSA agent that is supposed to convey you are “Strangers When We Meet” (
David Bowie![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_v8MILIsZu30uvQPPxNqxGx-FGjywkl6Q64_IQ0frtGaJyxaqBG9-oo9Uk9vMyCOPCrP_zRASMHCONyGrShh56p6yn7SeCUyzNS-K9-8gX-6DalD8jWdZk8ui_bonYl8v6-ZPGxIo9Y40JHsKDNt8Xd6RQ3eaChxJH60QiokXp0GhHQiiE0bA=s0-d)
) but that “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” (
Randy Newman![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uCjWt7-GK5DymRhEw231n3hdrM8BdzNpeAAin7RqpiKizfCp_itkiZX_MnIa0w8Wy9u8ZFrWXkSRLveZ1CuVydi3Eisd_zt0SGrMc0jZtWXKD1JVX6ejdeemMcbx65zPqjJAm2mD63jFV-DTx8r0X7-Md1OYlS7JY_u6gMmuR4F07pvvYHAlg=s0-d)
) - but which actually suggests, “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked” (
Ida Maria![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sZVjTcBvQLTvsY7NNpPuY5wSUGbA7SR6_mrOffpOBCUNjVic3K_Od3hyNuZOoayrYWlq8ri9i8FqXEoqY7wpEX4YzBmq0E8b-ZwjEB4UFwggy3gVNfnMf8U6V3YQVclfqJWeirb2wTWG6ZSHxDF4DD2N6im09Y5pjW75DSDMPXgqpqoMFBtw=s0-d)
).
Do not be surprised if the “Let’s Get It On” (
Marvin Gaye![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sOZo6IMSlF_mrVpBsZz7k_Bbeq46xMc3Ogd3jXQn5H64rBnow8hRvLQrvleL6q75WXaeOf77VV4IxZ9yrxhFuYN39v9ABMuxIb1jhklXusytz1k7pj1TUnivFPAX9TXbMfXqN5bQCq80rofIRJwFHwEUTqbhIJfTwoCYQlbkBtOR6IfCjVUKU=s0-d)
) expression of “Satisfaction” (
The Rolling Stones![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sKPlXYSw4UO7gKNwXmjOTUOOOLYUA5VzL1Kpe4UL3FR6_A-wMlDsxGnYCDbo2LkyCKXlsc6KycGgaTkIvfAgur1XNmmCwFmSaFZAkKBQRwqlJea5pkxKfxggKsSVmhG35DaueU52jhYCGeg698yxyXddPrLnsCrHL_aCTIUFeLfNoVDslYNrE=s0-d)
) makes you think, “Wish I Could Fly Like Superman” (
The Kinks![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_v9Co8KX1W_igcURWN875Za5PhCvNH6Y0wgS_xthoLj0FxQMuQjWvKQfyS6xULrZfEOi2rxfbK2ZLsXCfy_cbgDXPo8a9QbnsqbxD4WgeqYpdRsKFOW_JTEOqn2ZzyxfaftbEwLQmIs6VE2TVeZOHfMYHAx-EEWEiAWELJL6aLOHeQ1XkHdgDw=s0-d)
).
At this point, the “Smooth Operator” (
Sade![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sZ9QIcWSe5IxhB2fnmdAH-OVDpNHfptyeRMn6zZ41C5sw67TwhPYXMiInjiRNMqNhEvsZNQVO68tIO3zCn6wBw0exmPC2pSzqEvyY_ODpf_ZW6taleZMOxzI2p9ItWCJccCCS7J-gfQMrr3VfuR_hlkmVQW35k5IpQxRjHWIEfUYB30LZMewc=s0-d)
) will ask you to submit to “The Man With The X-Ray Eyes” (Bauhaus) or you may tell them to “Lay Your Hands On Me” (
Bon Jovi![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s5cTDAcFJv2cYrx4hUZozLtz4QEgKyX2Ghj0dxnyGsOp7ZjHbAPa-9A0EppmF9DLD3J5Q5T-zAGFJCknQLfvwJRYrWd6z8YOgQk82wYWJcPTpNJJ3JKk1iZkYpNDEMpTXq17GTRptaznhLumRcQP6PHlb7Us--JD1bIkSuf_I-uYOjBAJA9aA=s0-d)
) to determine “Where It’s At” (
Beck![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uTD_gO7T_oGxTjamfvXFS30O7FvcfLVTqsIqsQHcIhQpxiw1DcltRXB47hygIB19fZVQ10wcVZM67ZploUt-LwTxD4S0AehDY11R_wj44Wv0dfO6BWlrAJ8KXjlu72ChEQbbTQ3p3LPXtNWytYuXrSgKP9I2t4JO-GZ41lLNcNO6EvQmtvpQ=s0-d)
).
If you opt for the AIT scanner, agents should refrain from “I’m Looking Through You” (
The Beatles![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tjkd5-9tdpWvvH9DgM-fbGSYoPRZXQUAPaod0d2YzNdmzzbkxUCqHNkK5ku0Twz7r3QTsOc_QSAKq24MfQx2GdG0daeH2jckIGPwVs2habeaJ1Fw4as5KtoOMQ1rWkpBsvZVIOjFW62-4XkFUi1HoLnS9fU4WylSyS-osx9Tavpad1hCiRAg=s0-d)
) comments as they see through your “Underwear” (
The Magnetic Fields![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_v-g0Ze-uZslxWaCB7j8-9kYg8ohip79amuK1R1UnPxlRLdqRi6zgvhwwmUPAHLTCSwUz4b6Dp3dOWxGwdZSQsmPyRJUR-1aGEcn6NsCO4v_D2aN07BynQ1dSdoQMjESZSuDwwzVIl5Dm5up5uz8jJ_Qee7j9XkbCiwtcXoPYYyZ1f7YqcfJw=s0-d)
). Assuming the agent scanning you isn’t too “Lonely” (
Akon![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sM7-nzq2nKxu2jLHwFggpNtrosd0F_e14_vIExyoL3hF3J5TAHvA1qY0YmBJG3tPuoUhD0LKP3c7hOxdXS-gCGk0LHA-nsGbdGYUxz3T1IZyPrXGTpwmFgx43NASscBfIg0BAg-IZmpYXLGv_5bHuLmenj3Qge4wRPm8jlRSZu3h8h4XDUdfQ=s0-d)
), you won’t end up in their personal TSA “Centerfold” (
J. Geils Band![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s7xNr8i-YZhMrlt4O8m84mCAxA5nbRdAtriCtesnRaTTg1G8bsjQRMKm5UL0fc2tSlxkROIT_NIhsLcfRFUEdVzqM09lPwIcPd4o8T6CdSi4bYe4-rSf0DC7iS6zAMSlwvmXqKnZOA-iJ4LwQZr2dTQVBKkgw90E3geZG4awcxKLwOlOioCg=s0-d)
).
After the scan, if they tell you, “I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For” (
U2![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vkAmpI769hX8-HMjhrEiS3g0qAGb17NKf1ZkXh5-A9rbEz8ADqclIb7LhCr_PTd-G97H84jviJ77JqBe0zqUo8gPzFAjUeSwa2E25rTJS1S0UItf5O_kPq3myT9ugP6TO3-nZAxJwSRkllhiSoBWxMvr4ECh6_Wj684xGtqaIjFDd9zoyhGzY=s0-d)
), expect agents to get even “Closer” (
Nine Inch Nails![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vq2DfeZYRHtymHD-YdGJOyuE86uz4whBtt5M6R6rqZoz2tt2-du2tTnz18trttK1fR2ulgYJRn6DX8KEdYB27TV2p3VC-uQEJLH7txLmBbDSlWPhKA9i_LSSAth32nACElXL1m5NO864llMs4Hg26Ru2UeeDuHRxwdy92OrbOdtcZDhPn7oWU=s0-d)
).
However, if you opt of the scanning process and choose to “Take It Off” (
The Donnas![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vpu-gVghZZkthD9mpfE6ZCRr5f4x3nSSl8No6j0DniqDsPgUVw9mhaWMOQAyLNlh1tQ12i0fl1aZkALGXryPZXz1hCVnbhna3oprkn-E7zVGXmu0PjSS2_M1MyS2KjBeLFBmiFlQI3FRtyEBSCmegjbtbRcGOhP7luxTj9z7kBTbQV5Mx_VcY=s0-d)
), you can no longer ask them to “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” (
Georgia Satellites![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_scHi3VaSeBTlr4AvGj9d5Xarsa2xWi0drSDqDLvsC8bhuEL5VzLqRnDTP8M9Z6MtcKO6bZkc6bvJDdK9R-p8thvUDVgbz3DotSf_5MQu3cPb0SGk2gvgx43Wl-kItvAeK2IEI0D4e3w2X_dILjvvKlntrgYM7KB8mcSuE_ozbJkejugSVq14E=s0-d)
). Instead, prepare to bring “SexyBack” (
Justin Timberlake![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tgJrCSuLQmhBKn4FCqU0SfMJyonu-sJ6Qx30cucpNsxlLp7NWNnpZ2RAhmYrdltB5W7RTGDIVtcgufBse3hHide_7DKT-r9cKkz7q9poxbuTlc1nCbTFZ9dFKip9VVgtiMBITs3kJoCwKpjYjjCHYosRjRFv3vyYPE7l1P6vjV5XNcua0Wo90=s0-d)
) when you ask your friendly federal agent to “Touch Me” (
Samantha Fox![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vLL_yD6IG_PxKdzgH6NCG4LM7X_cgw5Sas-tkhp_TRWgUnnz46Sif4QdBUR4fusdJbPLrYk7NiFbKfG0lxQgSN_vT_n1-3KDp_36-sOgXIfsRnJTe2-mN4n5qZWMVsXTshKfYiTDsbyK445b1_cZLSDkGJuYvwpr49aoNfAbiNAjJ25a-lZzU=s0-d)
). The government-sanctioned session of “Bump N’ Grind” (
R. Kelly![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s-d5ySUnDQqEFkDpUf0yMfOKWFTOl6QlnDJpf7UvLrz2VQWNSapgXiFyTP8nbHXsxjI9CEp7NaFnMfm-wW-mIyRq8wD01XbW057GpkINPc7W25_LaMUFCoJ-cVUDF63xPQgNYlUjw_BBKxnVMisCl3cYdp6rLp809y_qkneInV_mCBT4fAwZ0=s0-d)
) may involve hands up your “Legs” (
ZZ Top![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vLUt-r8XMthOYXwn-pHFvBwqvNnMNHz_7OT5Y2ucyYjcrsgV6Eheod6CtPRX2m8xP1CLM5JWeKfrRYintcBsvbSH6ljRfsIWtfJ1gHLDS3zoPvTvQOFEcWHwNIi810_IhryK9sjUwskS8TwuKBQN1y-JwuhACp0MF2eJbyu7jOAKg-mOKFmac=s0-d)
) and fingers probing “Such Great Heights” (
The Postal Service![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vB8vK2RHDB5B2iT4iOiPoOvRKNZ5-_URcL_UIDT6IckGHRvO2hWJVNrLrUxsB1zjp7O0lE7cVhRoKGhByng_sc5zWWRqO7jvfPTUhOae8xSS-tjp7WB_24CeI0dqUHfJEq8YBUj47scXDfeqFrpuvn4UqqW4NoVIaozmx2aw_jJVC-dTftVg=s0-d)
), both “High and Dry” (
Radiohead![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uDrfXRP6Ds2H-q2EXoDj-z6HWvGnllCoOB8ZfSyC-yaTlM7O6Nt1Cd4n5bBThFTajX9jxLX-dqwWX6bYfvAtozOKwMPtQr8tjTojFYWLjnop0PlxBALqgXa9KJIkslmrDDrJRaYlBnOiKZO6LgWvGodHNAZGFYiNC-Rip9Zl6glKP9F33Urng=s0-d)
).
This is all being done in the interests of security; though you may feel a lack of “Respect” (
Aretha Franklin![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sC34XYXoIs3AHaaG54fLiuHrOmL4R-YX4OQrnudtGfet1mMdiAXbqqBGth4GtysSteR6xJq3RIf_7gNhJMlNwwuJQJEuUqhuwkEPBL6lF0jaC41nVK_sf8TqcudOpJDKOEyp2RsHSGHYXjgWDVC8klTBpPM6yUoS7lYv9dBRdsD8gJ-zfeuYs=s0-d)
), please remember that “The Safety Dance” (
Men Without Hats![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tYWHN5M4hri4odw5dCs2Z4Y_1wdLMTjioxeniZQPRyYHDQcX-boYXVpQCS31MGeZ3qQnbBEOY_lQmh04quwfPbTcQZcpl_9gAQUzv8y0Eb9Ya6YBOJqfPk3BJ5KalGQYzPTeZftzzDCVsM00kJHsly1T8kx1jsh71bmpJo-GVg8U9REFk_EA=s0-d)
) is only being done because the government “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love” (
Barry White![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tpjvcvoPYWRMMW9uofH7rvfuqX5GTIRi3fypBqi8ERpDNpN7_7vdf7JwrdKR-uNm_AiKVOMsRZIC091t-W5G8aBXHq5vOSbV96Vk6Rfb-uC5CWO3u5FU-lFjgs6dZl45JGyd28dMVupzWU0aV_2BG7BP7ZFomFJsBbEii9x_sXpE5GSFuZTjQ=s0-d)
).
Please avoid a natural desire to “Kick, Push” (
Lupe Fiasco![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u7OodTwyY0cmQAMrgh78bw1bC2GzxLX0X6qAKkKCPuJ8_7-QD4AMANf1Nqya4wLfVI4sMjrW2RCxnPK6b_eRAvZktv8GuJwHsi0e5I1sbR6BceB5QbX2PwMCmT7yejqQnO3C1EQWvxKi3XLC0W7LYXcgNItQaQXlrJ49ELGtsnnKRH-vAcBkE=s0-d)
) any agent – even if they are touching you in areas that normally suggest, “Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover” (
Sophie B. Hawkins![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ucdQsIMzXbv960GTkdtwN1yYpdLXBsLpjbgIY19fti0hPc45pVHqmW3nfJYWvJnasEuDQ47xVGUNy_Qil2hDlFzV1ccKZ-ZdHcEYonuY5oQklX8vikFnWuTi9KF0A9wITR6dQfj5my1OEi9WE-3A8dgi-3ikCOXPoipBAooct0afybG4VFBg=s0-d)
).
Of course, if you would rather boycott “Airplanes” (
B.o.B.![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uyF-5wz7er66JlbPVBn3QtdF1LRmJVn7ig8PFG-PkJftUu5gGe6q8n8vxrhDyPcEjQNKskVOwWfGIbeLwRNjhJ-Ra-aVMProNMq_kvu9hZAmLEedPCLA4PJ4epskUyobWLtjq8xIJjJ4Ox6KNZV6FLAqbmqquC48_4uk2k0P47cOVQyH4mYg=s0-d)
) due to new security measures and forgo the need for a TSA playlist, borrow a quote from
Cee-Lo![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sHhOqDgDij3IwCjxSBqmc4jw_Ub33OZ6IUi8Xf8wuXWLVmC4NkopQ5wf6CkSQh1iQi4yuaaLhoFsYQdNW_-RpzjKhxx1ePTVFbL6OKJvlORoUD9wCBKgeOr4SGrdlvk148ygrcM5wfJglzl2QZmliFl5T4Hr_M1IuiRwbr_t41j6A7TeHwQEI=s0-d)
’s song, say – ahem – “Forget You” and opt for “Cars” (
Gary Numan![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uVvZm-QOoBuvIBJoizQLNCIoX8hmi73dAH_bAKQhFNg5UZz0jHJxRJ8nCRBaPRR8SmaMbqAtbQwy6mfL99XCg3J8lru6EqBIVhfDpa_ahs1M5JGWGNq0qK-C5KCNVAPUupOnQ_f6KBf1zQ-oAF6kQ189isW1gMpzmkpho7FWDcj2UzZXGSV9Y=s0-d)
).